Thursday, May 25, 2006
NEWS FLASH: Breakthrough on Chandra Levy Case!
Based upon the newly invoked "safe base" theory of Rep. Hastert we now have strong suspicions that the Chandra Levy case could have been solved much quicker if only law enforcement could have searched Rep Condit's office, where her body was reportedly hidden for several months. No information is available on which Congressional office is hiding the remains of Jimmy Hoffa or any other literal "skeletons in the closets."
